THE CHANCE TO BECOME MEMEROABLE

YOUR MADNESS
IMMORTALISED

YOUR MADNESS
IMMORTALISED

A Global Invitation to the Sick, the Sharp, and the Spiritually Unhinged

You’ve read the words. Felt the pulse. Laughed, winced, maybe even cried.

Now it’s your turn to respond. This isn’t a competition. It’s a calling.

I’m inviting you, yes, you, to take one of the 111 handpicked quotes from I Am Hitler from he Script and turn it into a visual relic. A meme. A masterpiece. A twisted prayer to the gods of satire, shadow, and soul.

The best of the best will be published in the limited edition hardcover and paperback release. That means your art, immortalised forever, sitting on coffee tables and altars around the world.

You’ll also receive one of 111 signed copies of the hardcover edition, numbered and blessed with my pen—and maybe a fingerprint or bloodstain, if you're lucky…

You have 111 days from today. That’s your window. No mercy.

CHOOSE

FROM

111

QUOTES

111 quotes.
111 winners.
111 days.
Submit your art.
Make history.

READY TO TRANSMIT YOUR TRANSGRESSION?

Send your meme/artwork as a PNG or JPEG file, along with your name (or pseudonym), social handle (optional), and a note if you want to remain anonymous.


Send to: iamhitlerbook@protonmail.me

These are your weapons. Choose wisely. Each one a spark. A glimpse into the absurdity of this strange little planet.

  1. We’re witnessing the greatest shift of human capital in recorded history.

  2. Whatever you’re seeking isn’t seeking you.

  3. Only capital takes pleasure in capital.

  4. Details matter less. Ideas matter more.

  5. Stop or else you’ll miss it…

  6. You don’t like them because they’ve got something you don’t.

  7. Mankind. Not mancunt.

  8. Truth may suck but it doesn’t make it any less true.

  9. Live life at a snail’s pace. It will last longer.

  10. Accept loss and you might just win.

  11. Stuck in thought? Good. Stay there for a minute.

  12. Tomorrow’s problem is for tomorrow.

  13. Tipping isn’t tipping when they ask.

  14. Create intrigue.

  15. Survival of the fittest doesn’t always favor strength.

  16. Don’t say sorry. Say thanks.

  17. Whoever said don’t accept drugs from strangers was lying.

  18. Why do we help others? It makes us feel good.

  19. Stress kills.

  20. We only reject truths we don’t want the answer to.

  21. Political weapon? More like soft cock.

  22. Being real takes practice.

  23. If you can’t focus; focus.

  24. Hunter of the tribe never eats first.

  25. No more fuck yooz, got mine.

  26. If you think I’m crazy then you’re crazy.

  27. Only boring people get bored.

  28. Your ego won’t need scratching if you ditch it.

  29. Reject society before it rejects you.

  30. You can’t fight what is, but you can influence what’s to come.

  31. Life on the edge is called the present.

  32. Competition doesn’t make sense when you can collaborate.

  33. What’s ADHD? An excuse.

  34. You can stop pretending now…

  35. If you don’t know, find out.

  36. If you know life to be unfair, then what’s fair?

  37. Only unhappy people do bad things.

  38. Death is destination. Life is the journey.

  39. Invest in people, not markets.

  40. If you’re focusing on someone that isn’t you; you’re not focused on you.

  41. Status, ego, reputation and identity are all an illusion.

  42. You can only save yourself.

  43. Ticking off boxes won’t ever fill a box of needs.

  44. When God sides with you, know the devil sits with him.

  45. If you’re the smartest person in the room; you’re in the wrong room.

  46. Big fish small pond? Small fish big pond? Why not big fish big pond?

  47. If you want it to be good, it can be great.

  48. Worrying is an option.

  49. What brought you to this point does not define you.

  50. We’re capable of the greatest atrocities and worst deeds.

  51. There are very few absolutes in life.

  52. Feel good, look good.

  53. Ego is a role you assume within society; a brand.

  54. Information is to draw insight from; not conclusions to.

  55. Karma is cosmic justice.

  56. Laws are simply rules of the game we play.

  57. Emotions are designed to regulate our human condition.

  58. Don’t let emotions and ego guide you.

  59. Truth is so precious it is often protected by an army of lies.

  60. Knowing and doing are two separate things.

  61. Being busy is a distraction.

  62. Perspective trumps perception.

  63. We can’t solve our problems with the same thinking that created them.

  64. Ask questions, get answers.

  65. Say more, speak less.

  66. One must trudge through hell before light appears.

  67. There’s no notion more dangerous than a preconceived idea.

  68. Happiness attracts happiness. Misery breeds misery.

  69. Explore. Don’t explain.

  70. Noone’s as guilty as you.

  71. Emotions are often better left on paper.

  72. What’s life without seduction?

  73. Only you know what you really want.

  74. You’re asking for the wrong things.

  75. Why does the world so flippantly reject what they know is true?

  76. Stop chasing others’ fame.

  77. Expect nothing.

  78. No flaw could ever be redeemed by prayer.

  79. Semantics suck.

  80. You’re dying the second you’re born.

  81. Keep it simple, not stupid.

  82. Knowledge doesn’t equal wisdom.

  83. Methodology stifles originality.

  84. A true mark of a man is in the questions they ask.

  85. Flip the incentives.

  86. Nature doesn’t belong to anyone.

  87. Risk is not taking risk.

  88. Meaning is a feeling.

  89. Trust intuition.

  90. There’s only one Christian and we crucified him.

  91. Check yourself then accept yourself.

  92. Natural selection = quality control.

  93. Few things are scarier than celebrity.

  94. Nothing more dangerous to authority than a touch of mysticism – Watts.

  95. Your thoughts are as real as the world through your eyes.

  96. Life is a series of decisions

  97. Conviction is key.

  98. Dare to be different.

  99. Science is only right until it isn’t.

  100. Those who know more understand they know less.

  101. Wisdom lives only in truth.

  102. Your eyes are the sense most likely to deceive you.

  103. Age carries an assumed authority.

  104. Ambition is insecurity.

  105. Pride is ego.

  106. New isn’t always better.

  107. Living is learning.

  108. People belong to earth. It doesn’t belong to us.

  109. People assume guilt.

  110. Political correctness is being told how to feel.

  111. Stop projecting paranoia.


A Global Invitation to the Sick, the Sharp, and the Spiritually Unhinged

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Scroll down to see a few filthy examples pulled from the pages of the book. Get a feel for the tone, the twist, the taste. Then go make it yours.